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Missy Ma'am,

I certainly hope that you are keeping cool. This is what my Granny used to call "panty-peelin' weather", in reference to the difficult removal of summertime's sweat-soaked undies, *g*.

I am certainly drawn to the boys of NASCAR for their looks but, this weekend at Indy, we saw another measure of a man that just got me cookin' like Kingsford. When Chad Knaus jumped over the wall to come to the aid of his driver, Jimmie Johnson, I went weak in the knees. With all the hyped-up melodrama that NBC (the commercial network) tries to inject into it's sportscasts, it was inspiring to see a moment of real drama and real humanity.

He pulled Jimmie out of harm's way, tried in vain to shoo away those intrusive cameras, and then tended to his driver when the EMTs failed to appear in a timely fashion. I've admired Mr. Knaus but, now, I'm a true fan.

Your devoted,
Nero Trask


Hi Betty,


I am a Kasey Kahne fan out of Seattle and I came across your site tonight while Googling "gay Nascar fans" - I guess I was looking to see what's out there for our rare breed!!!
Keep up the good work and enjoy the rest of the season!

~Katie

P.S. Do you know about any gay fantasy Nascar teams?


Do you mean at one of those "fantasy team" websites? I just don't know; but please let me know if you run into one.







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Previously on
Betty Jack's
Track Yack

Betty Jack's Track Yack:
The Brickyard 400

Welcome, gay NASCAR fans! We had five guys in the top 10 on Sunday, which was real respectable. A big tip of the cap to Brian Vickers, who came in 3rd and Kasey Khane, who came in 2nd after a really exciting run that had us hoping he might hold on and take it. But alas, as the endless pre-race build-up strongly suggested, it was Tony's time to shine at his home track, and he did.

The invocation was said by the Rev. Howard Brammer, who worked in flag references with one of those deals like, "the caution flag reminds us of..." That prayer reminded me of the wonderful old country song where the soldier uses a deck of cards to tell some of the main facts from the Bible ("the trey is for the three Wise Men..."). Diamond Rio sang the National Anthem. Have they ever had Diamond Dallas Page as a guest Diamond? What about Atlanta's legendary Diamond Lil? Just wondering. They need to.

The start command was given by the track's board chairperson, Mari Hulman George. Ms. George has such an amazing life story that I like to repeat it in this space every year, the way you would read "A Visit from St. Nicholas" to a baby at Christmas. See the part below about this lady's incredible story.

Elliott Sadler sat on the pole -- there's an image to make you holler "Oh, Uncle Peter! Bring my smelling salts!" -- and led all the early laps. By lap 22, he was catching the stragglers. But at lap 23, Bobby Hamilton Jr. suffered the first of the day's many cut tires. Elliott still led at the restart. Brian was 2nd, and Jeremy Mayfield was 3rd. At lap 38, Jeff Green lost a tire. Caution came out at lap 47 after Casey Mears spun with help from that tacky Kurt Busch. At lap 58, the tire bug bit Joe Nemechek. Our boy Casey Mears was leading at the restart!

Then, our team's chances (along with the hopes of millions of red-wearing backstretchers across the NASCAR nation) took a big bashing when, on the restart, Jr. got turned by Mike Skinner and was through for the day. The day, and, say many, the year. Poor, poor Jr.!

At lap 70, Kasey passed Casey in some hot Kasey on Casey action! Long about this part, my notes go fuzzy, but Jimmie Johnson lost a right front and took a hard, hard hit that left him clearly confused. Immediately after contact with the wall, Jimmie skillfully guided his car to his pit box -- and then we saw it was on fire! Nero Trask (see letter at left) is right on comment on Chad Knaus' quick action to save his driver as a sign of great devotion among the men on this team. We sure hope Jimmie is OK now.

For quite a while, it looked like our super-smooth race puppy Kasey would bring home that big gaudy trophy, but no, Tony took the lead for the last time at lap 149 and held it to the end.

Given all the pre-show buzz about Tony's dream, the victory looked about as concocted as his recent fence-climbing. And by the way, this was the second time I've seen Tony climb out victorious, drink a Coca-Cola, and then collapse. Here in Atlanta, we are trained in school never to criticize Coca-Cola -- but hey, I'm just saying... GoogleNews "corn syrup" and "diabetes" together and see what you find.

THE MARI HULMAN GEORGE STORY!

According to the Web site of the Indianapolis Star:

  • Mari's dad, Tony Hulman Jr., bought the Indy
  • speedway when it was just a weedy mess after WWII.
  • Tony got folks to saying, "Gentlemen, start your
  • engines!"
  • After he got too sick to say it, he got his wife,
  • Mary Fendrich Hulman, to say it!
  • After she got too sick to say it, she got their
  • only child, Mari Hulman, to say it!
  • In 1957, Mari married Elmer George, an
  • unsuccessful racecar driver. They had four kids. Mary
  • was the speedway chair, and Elmer was the vice
  • president in charge of international radio.
  • On race day in 1976, Elmer argued by phone with
  • his horse trainer, then after, the race, went over and
  • contronted the guy, who then shot him dead! The jury
  • did not indict the trainer!
  • Mari and Elmer's son Tony became president and CEO
  • when Elmer died.
  • In a really messy 1989 divorce trial, Tony's "use
  • of cocaine and marijuana was revealed," according to
  • the Indy Star!
  • Gosh, no wonder Mari looks like she's seen it all! She really has!

    KASEY FEVER!

    It's cute to watch the rest of the world catching onto what we Gaytona fans have known since last year: Kasey Khane is a king-dog hottie! A chick at work today said, like she was giving me some news, "wow, that Kasey Khane is really cute!" Everybody's catching on, I tell you.

    This week, we loved the Allstate commercial in which an SUV full of girls is backing into a parking spot at the race when they spy Kasey walking by. The video goes all slo-mo, while the soundtrack plays the old make-out number, "Never, My Love." All the girls go into a kind of trance, especially the driver, who backs right into a big sign and knocks the pole down! Pretty funny.

    Well friends, next week we make our last trip this year to a road course. We'd love to see Jamie show out and bull his way into the top 10! Get a move on, boys! Chase time's a-coming! See you at The Glen, y'all! Let's all meet up down at the Track Bar!

    Love,
    Betty Jack DeVine




    E ME at Bettyjack@gaytona.com